A Short, Half-Assed Open Letter To Julian Assange

September 22, 2011

So, um, Julian,

Jezebel tells me that, in your new autobiography, you assert that you are “a little bit autistic” (all men are!) and chalk up the sexual assault allegations against you to misunderstandings caused by your tiny autism.

As a woman with a little bit of autism, I am confused about how this relates to my sexual conduct. Does this mean that I might (allegedly) sexually assault myself due to a misunderstanding? Or will I not (allegedly) sexually assault myself, but then go and misinterpret the situation because I am a crazy, emotional woman type?

Please advise,

Sarah

p.s. I just talked about this fucking nonsense!

2 Responses to “A Short, Half-Assed Open Letter To Julian Assange”

  1. Laurie Says:

    LOL! I was going to say, “See post below.” Stop using it as a defense for ‘I didn’t want to exercise self control’.

  2. Darrell Says:

    This post is precisely why I heart you. You rock, Sarah.


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