Scene: Sarah is suffering from the worst sinus infection ever known to humankind, dressed like a professional fighter trying to cut those pesky last five pounds.

Sarah: I feel different. Kind of like I’m floating. It’s not an out of body experience, but it’s like 10% of an out of body experience. It’s… nice. It’s fuzzy.

Aaron: The infection and the drugs have slowed your brain down to a normal speed.

Me:

Aaron: sighs and rolls his eyes

Me: Oh, come on. You set yourself up for that one.

Aaron: I should have said slows it down to a non-annoying level.

“I had 18 teen girls in a spin class yesterday and I think I have PTSD now. Just so you know, I’ll probably have to dedicate half of my session to that.”